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GRIN-A- BIT



"Two pigs in wigs"

 
 
Karol and Nancy

We heard Karol
Scream and holler
Nancy dropped ice
Down her collar.

Karol chased her
With a rake,
But Nancy jumped
Into the lake.

So did Karol
To finish the chase,
Then rubbed some mud in Nancy's face.

They giggled and laughed
'Cause they were friends.
And in the lake
This poem ends.

 
To Fit What You've Got

My shirts are to big,
My pants are too long.

I haven't one thing

That doesn't fit wrong.


My shoes are too wide,

My feet slip out.
I trip on my pants,

Moving about.


My dad says, "Don`t worry,

Just eat a whole lot,
And soon you'll grow up

To fit what youve got."

 
 
Water's Dripping

Water's dripping in our tub,
The handle won't twist tight.

Daddy tried to fix it.

But he didn't do it right.

So Mama took that handle off,
But whatever she did in there

Isn't working any better -

There's water everywhere.

My sister, who is six and short,
Double-stacked two stools,

Then climbed up to the faucet

With half of Daddy's tools.

She pounded with a hammer -
We heard a joyful scream -

She stopped that dripping water,

Now all we have is steam.

 
 
I Just Might Be In Love

I think I just might be in love,
I don't know how to know.

I want to keep it secret,
But I'm afraid it's going to show.

I'm nervous and my stomach aches,
My hands are sweaty, too,

Someone said, "You're not in love,

You're coming down with the FLU!"

 
 
 
Two Coins, Too

I have a  dime,
You have two nickels -
One more coin than me.
You say we have
The same amount,
But that just cannot be.

 

I Ate an Apple


I ate an apple
Around two worms
Eating on the core.
When I finished,
I didn't see

Either of those worms anymore.

 

I'm not dumb.
I know that two
Is always more than one.
I think that you
Are teasing me
To have yourself some fun
 

I'll get myself
Another dime,
Then I'll have two coins, too.
So we'll be even,
And I'll know
I have as much as you.

 

  
 

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